L’evidence : Hard to provide. This is a brief one anway. You’re playing FIFA or PES online against some scuttery shit who nearly always plays as United or Barcelona.

They score. You push X or start of whatever to speed things up if possible but the fucker watches the goal from every possible angle, choosing not to cut short the replays.

I don’t know about you but if somebody pointed one of these people out to me when I was sitting in a bar or even just walking down the street I would violate them to within an inch of their life with a trumpet.

Le Verdict : Just get on with the game you online, showboating, replay loving Le Cunts.