lecunt.com - who est le cunt? » Performing cunts http://lecunt.com Thu, 05 Nov 2009 10:31:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 en hourly 1 Jamie Foxx http://lecunt.com/2009/09/17/jamie-foxx/ http://lecunt.com/2009/09/17/jamie-foxx/#comments Thu, 17 Sep 2009 15:13:06 +0000 Etienne Plutard Le Cunt http://lecunt.com/?p=282 Le Cunt : Actor, singer, twat, Jamie Foxx:

L’evidence : Is it that he thinks he’s funny when actually he’s not?

Is it that his musical efforts are hopelessly twee, bland and stale? jamie-foxx-2006

Is that the films he is in are generally shit?

No. It is none of those things although those things count.

It is because he spells his name ‘Foxx’.

You don’t need two Xs Jamie. One is more than sufficient. Two is beyond greedy. It’s cuntish in the extreme. The only way it could possibly be worse is if you spell it ‘Foks’ or some variation of that.

What is wrong with just ‘Fox’? Less is more sometimes.Is there another Jamie Fox out there? Even if there was, why worry? Everyone would be able to tell the difference. One is not a cunt, the other is you.

I do not spell my name Etienne Plutard le Cuntt, do I? No, I do not. That is because I am not a cunt.

Le Verdict : He’s Le Cunt of an actor, Le Cunt of a singer, Le Cunt of a compere, Le Cunt of a comedian but he’s such a fucking Le Cunt for the way he spells his name I’m thinking of changing this website’s name to Le Foxx.

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L’evidence : Please watch this video. I know it’s 59 seconds of your life that you will never get back but it is necessary to become fully aware of what this cunt foists upon the world.

Ooooh, he talks in a funny voice and says the word ‘monkey’ in a weird way. That is hilarious. There are tears of laughter streaming down my face.

No, wait. Those are not tears of laughter. They are tears of blood and the juice that keeps your eyes moist because I have gouged them out of my head due to the fact that Noel Fielding is about as funny as losing all your money on the stock market.

And as if that isn’t enough he is friends with Razorlight who are to music what Josef Fritzl is to childcare.

Le Verdict : Fielding lives under the misguided impression that being zany is somehow good, that it’s somehow funny. This is not true. Being zany is for cunts like Timmy Mallet or Jimmy Cricket. He also has stupid hair. In short, he is comedy’s answer to AIDS, a stupid voice talking, unamusing, quadruple zany, Russell Brand looking Le Cunt.

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