Le Cunt : The season that isn’t Spring, Summer or Autumn

L’evidence : Let me put this in bullets points.

• It’s cold
• It’s dark
• It’s quite often wet
• It’s very often cold, wet and dark at the same time
• Going outside means putting on lots of clothes and scarves and gloves etc
• Going somewhere after going outside means you have to disrobe and find somewhere to put all that stuff
• It is not warm
• Christmas is in winter and Christmas is a load of old bollocks
• The cost of heating ones house is greatly increased
• Getting out of the shower in winter is one of the worst things ever
• Wet, cold feet
• Getting a freezing cold football in the thigh on a February evening is even worse than getting out of the shower in winter

Le Verdict : So as you can see there is nothing good about winter. We don’t get picturesque snow, we get mouldy slush. No doubt there are some Australians reading this who are saying “Haha, matey, winter down here is awesome” but then they’ee Australians and nobody gives a good hold fuck what those cunts think.

If humans were in any way civilised or had the tiniest bit of brain power the equator would be the most vastly populated region on earth. Instead we live in stupid places and have to put up with a load of freezing cold for months of the year Le Cunt.

(8 votes, average: 8.63 out of 10)

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