Replaying cunts
Posted by Etienne Plutard Le Cunt on September 22, 2009 under Online cunts
Le Cunt : Little fuckers who play football games online who insist on watching replays
L’evidence : Hard to provide. This is a brief one anway. You’re playing FIFA or PES online against some scuttery shit who nearly always plays as United or Barcelona.
They score. You push X or start of whatever to speed things up if possible but the fucker watches the goal from every possible angle, choosing not to cut short the replays.
I don’t know about you but if somebody pointed one of these people out to me when I was sitting in a bar or even just walking down the street I would violate them to within an inch of their life with a trumpet.
Le Verdict : Just get on with the game you online, showboating, replay loving Le Cunts.
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it’s very cuntish behaviour…it’s like in the olden days when you waited for an aces game of lemmings to load up on the Amstrad cpc464 (tape) but then you had no choice….these fookers do…
Yes, these cunts need a load of tape loading gaming to make them realise what complete cunts they’re being.
On another note though there’s a great satisfaction to be gained from hideously injuring Drogba or Ronaldo or Craig Bellamy even if it is in video game form.
“…I would violate them to within an inch of their life with a trumpet…”
An elegant solution, violent yet musical. Bravo!
you shouldn’t be playing stupid computer games anyway. You have more important things to do.
True, this is bad, but try playing against cunts who frequently pause the game!!