Comments on: Having to poo in someone else’s house

By: Janey

Janey — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 14:36:32 +0000

I had to do the business in a friend’s house in the UK. It was a doozy, big on volume, big on fragrance. Then I discovered there was no water in the cistern. “Oh, by the way,” says mine host, “Don’t use the loo, the water’s been disconnected for the morning.” A trip to the local shop for several bottles of water, a borrowed screwdriver to unscrew (honestly!) the lid of the cistern, and my problem was disposed of.

By: George R

George R — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:06:14 +0000

For some reason every time I had to crap at this one mates house it was always the worst. Had a consistency of industrial slurry and was capable of reanimating fossils. Most cuntly.

By: Holemaster

Holemaster — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 14:05:18 +0000

I love the no wipe shits

By: el cuno

el cuno — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 17:54:27 +0000

yes very bad. Puking is also not good, goes all over the place.

By: JJ Crikey

JJ Crikey — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:26:55 +0000

and when you come out of the bathroom there is always and I mean always some cunt that lives there waiting to go in……..

By: Tony

Tony — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 17:34:24 +0000

Of course in the time it takes to ‘clear’ to you just get more accustomed to the smell. You creep out thinking you’ve got away with it ’till half way down the stairs you hear “Ah for fuck sake” out loud from the loo …

By: Etienne Plutard Le Cunt

Etienne Plutard Le Cunt — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:28:20 +0000

Yeah, a floater in someone else’s house. How the hell did I forget about that?!

By: Mac the Knife

Mac the Knife — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 12:50:42 +0000

You missed out the evil ninja-turd that believes it’s really some sort of life raft and will not sink. Flush the bastard from now until hell freezes, and it still bobs merrily to the surface. Le Cunt indeed.