Le Cunt : Pint sized actor Al Pacino

L’evidence : Please see the video below:

“I’M A FAAAAAAAAAN O’ MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!”

Le Cunt has exclusively uncovered pictures of both of Al Pacino’s parents. See below:

So, the laws of nature tell us that when two hams have a child it can’t be an actor, it can’t be a doctor or a pilot or a ship’s captain, it can only be a ham.

Al Pacino is thoroughbred, 100% ham. Yeah, he might have been in the Godfather and Serpico but it was obvious he was on anti-hampressants, drugs designed to make him appear normal. As time went by the ham had to come out and we got Devil’s Advocate, Scent of a Woman, Gigli and, let us not forget the hammiest acting performance of all time in the most overrated film of all time, Scarface.

“Why done ju try steeking jur head up jur ass … see eef eet feets”

That’s honey-roasted, Serrano, Parma, Iberico, roasted, boiled, steamed and dry-cured all in one go.

Le verdict : Some people like ham. I like ham. But I like it on my plate, not on the silver screen, Al, you shouty, over the top, Napoleon looking, cooked pig Le Cunt.

(5 votes, average: 5.60 out of 10)

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