Le cunt: Namby pamby, nanny state gun laws that prevent the depressed, insane and insanely depressed from expressing themselves and their illness in a truly headline grabbing manner.

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L’evidence: There it is, tucked away in a little BBC News corner of the internet, a mere snippet with all the potential to have been a worldwide story. A suddenly snapping psycho goes on an indiscriminate random rampage armed with what? A fucking penknife. Eight wounded? Pathetic. If  Britain, and indeed the Irish mainland, had reasonable ‘buy a gun in your local Spar’ rules, then incidents of this kind who would have much more drama, excitement and distraction from the drudgery of our daily lives potential. And penknife wielding  is such very, very hard work. The guy was 54, for fuck’s sake. He’s lucky he didn’t give himself a heart attack, what with all the running and the stabbing and the getting wrestled to the ground  And as for all that rich kid Bray stuff, if it was going to happen anyway, and it was, then it was have been quicker and a whole lot less painful to have murder suicided with a semi-automatic weapon. Self-stabbing in the heart, what a fucking chore.

Le Verdict: We will never be able to describe our society as truly convenient until we repeal these antiquated, anti-freedom, Aunty Mary pleasing liberal douche bag guns laws Le Cunt.

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