Le Cunt : Noel Fielding, alleged stand-up comedian and part of so unfunny they should be shot out of a spunk cannon up a Gorgon’s betentacled quim duo ‘The Mighty Boosh’.
L’evidence : Please watch this video. I know it’s 59 seconds of your life that you will never get back but it is necessary to become fully aware of what this cunt foists upon the world.
Ooooh, he talks in a funny voice and says the word ‘monkey’ in a weird way. That is hilarious. There are tears of laughter streaming down my face.
No, wait. Those are not tears of laughter. They are tears of blood and the juice that keeps your eyes moist because I have gouged them out of my head due to the fact that Noel Fielding is about as funny as losing all your money on the stock market.
And as if that isn’t enough he is friends with Razorlight who are to music what Josef Fritzl is to childcare.
Le Verdict : Fielding lives under the misguided impression that being zany is somehow good, that it’s somehow funny. This is not true. Being zany is for cunts like Timmy Mallet or Jimmy Cricket. He also has stupid hair. In short, he is comedy’s answer to AIDS, a stupid voice talking, unamusing, quadruple zany, Russell Brand looking Le Cunt.
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I never liked that cunt.
Me neither.
Obviously, like ….
http://www.dont-start-me-off.com/ try typing the shitcunts name into this website and feast you eyes. We fucking hate him with a vengence, come and join the hate.
NOEL FIELDING I FUKN LOVE YOUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(thats what i would say if i ever was lucky enough to see him)
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
anyone here actually seen the mighty boosh?? its the freaken funniest show ever!!! wtf??i can like recite bits of it !!
Noel is not a cunt. you normally get it right, but on this occasion you are a cunt.