Le Cunt: Tesco value DVD+RW discs which come in what appear to be great value bundles of 20 for a little under 8p or thereabouts.

L’evidence: We all like life to be as convenient as possible but nothing takes away all the value from something than having to give up hours and hours to get value from it.

I know it said 4x on the package and on the very discs themselves but I just figured that was a joke of some kind. 4x is so 1978, so before DVDs were even invented. There is absolutely no excuse to produce 4x discs in this day and age, they are the second class stamp of their ilk.

The worst thing though is when you’ve downloaded a whole TV series or a film from free via a Torrent or similar file stealing sharing service and you think ‘Hey, I’ll sit down and watch this on my DVD player downstairs’. You put in the 4x disc, copy the files, press ‘burn’ and 24 hours later you’re still waiting for the thing to finish burning. And that doesn’t even take into account the three months it takes to ‘verify’.

They’re so slow you could actually write, direct and produce the thing you wanted to watch yourself, using a cast of retarded corpses, in the time it takes to burn.

Le Verdict: There are many reasons why Tesco stores should be burned to the ground but none is more important than this. A load of aniquated file storage Le Cunt.

(6 votes, average: 7.50 out of 10)

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