Le Cunt: Tall Ships, the people who drive said tall ships, the people who decided to bring aforementioned tall ships to Belfast and all those unbearable cunts that will go and see these supposedly “tall ships.”

L’evidence: The tall ships will bring the best part of a million people into Belfast over the next four days thus raising the cuntage population of the city by best part of a million. Belfast is full of cunts, friends of cunts and people who don’t know they are cunts as it is. The tall ships has given every hick redneck, mouthbreather, tobacco chewing, tractor driving, sheep touching, cow fiddling farmer type from Donegal and beyond an excuse to go to Belfast. It wont be enough for them just to come to Belfast and see the tall ships, oh no they will be wanting fed too.

Their slovenly desire for a, “big feed” will ruin not just my weekend but the weekend of all who toil  on the restaurant floor of Belfast’s many eating establishments. I detest out-of-towners at the best of times but can manage them in small groups. But the arrival of these “tall ships” will see a migration from the farms not witnessed since the potato famine. And seriously, who gives a rats ass about boats anymore? Eh? Even those most massive of cunts, Ryanair at their shittiest are still better than Sealink at their best.

Le Verdict: The Tall Ships are cunts for causing Belfast to be over run with cunts from out of town thus ruining my weekend.

Submitted by: Manuel T Waiter

(4 votes, average: 9.50 out of 10)

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