Crap can openers
Le Cunt : Can openers which slice the entire lid off the can leaving you with a razor sharp jagged-edged can.
L’evidence:
Image an illustration of can dangers
In this modern age it should be very simple – each can should have a ring-pull removing only the top of the can. The thick edges remain as there is no possibility of slicing one’s finger into little bits when picking it up to throw it in the bin.
But there are manufacturers who refuse to provide the ring-pull, probably in collusion with the can opener cartel who would go out of business if every can was so handy to open. I suspect they have teamed up with the Elastoplast lobby as many can openers now take the whole top of the can off, leaving shards of sharp metal. I mean, you can’t even give the empty can to your toddlers to play with anymore.
It’s a digusting practice and I for one won’t tolerate it a moment longer. To teach them a lesson I will eschew all canned goods and unless there’s a nuclear war then I’m pretty sure I can live without them.
Le verdict: “Who can take a tin can. Open it with ease. Then slice your finger off and watch it get diseased. The can-opener man can. The can-opener man can”.
A dangerous appliance Le Cunt
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Why companies make cans without ring-pulls is beyond me too. It must cost an extra 0.00001p to add.
I sliced my finger when i pushed down on the crap in my bin, forgetting i had discarded a can without a ring pull in there. The result. 7 stitches. Thank you very much ASDA own brand baked beans. You LECUNTS.
There are those who might suggest you got your just dessert for not buying Heinz beans as they are the only beans worth talking about. Not me though, I feel your pain, brother.