Le Cunt : Chris Martin, lead singer of dreary dullards Coldplay.

L’Evidence: Firstly, any man who does a piano version of the Beastie Boys ‘(You gotta) Fight for your right (to party)’ is cunt of epic proportions. It’s like the disease that infects Tori Amos climbed right up his arse. Witness:

Secondly, you don’t need a fucking secondly after what you’ve just seen.

Le verdict: “Oh I didn’t mean to cause you trouble”, sang Martin on one of his songs. That also makes him a liar because each new song he produces adds to the vegetarianism of the world and if more people refuse to eat meat then the animals will eventually take over and it will be all Chris Martin’s fault. He is an eminent Le Cunt.

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